Long time no...................BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

I am soooooo sorry! (I really, really am) I don't know what stopped me from blogging. (Yes I do. It was a little friend called life;)

But I'm back now and I'm gonna tell it like it is. I want to make my return with a story that is sooooooo super funny that Shay and I laughed for days! Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I hope I can remember it all!)

Okay, so about a month ago Sandy was spending the weekend at her Gram Gram's house (she hate's when I call her THAT!!!!) so Betty and I had a Saturday all to ourselves.

Me: What do you want to do today Betty?
Betty: Horseback riding!

That sounded good to me! (I was actually a little bit scared................. I haven't gotten on a horse's back in YEARS!!)

Well, long story short, we both had a great time riding that day (Betty rode on a horse named Copper Baby and I rode on a horse named Pretty Girl (fitting right? Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK!!)

The trouble came when we were done riding. Betty came running up to me as fast as she could (her thighs we a little sore from riding all day so she ran kind of funny).

Betty: Mommy! Mommy! I'm dying!!
Me: Sweety, calm down. Why do you think you're dying?
Betty: I've got blood on me!

Sure enough, she did. So I took her to the bathroom and cleaned her up. And I certainly threw those underwear away (sorry Mary-Kate and Ashley!! Someone just broke their you know what ;)!!!

When I told Shay, she was like OMG! Is the HORSE okay?! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! LOL!
I know I say being a mom is crazy, but sometimes being a FRIEND is crazy!

I'll have more stories soon. Bye!

Bratz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandy left her toys all over her room today (it was like a toy factory exploded! HA!!!!!!!)

I couldn't even see the floor!!!!!!!!!

I was like: "Uh, Sandy I don't remember buying Bratz CARPETING." (OMG, I DID say THAT!)

BTW, I really love those Bratz (I really DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) They're soooooooooooooooo cute! Betty and Sandy don't know it yet but I'm going to buy the movie when it comes out on video... FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK, they can watch it too... kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) (I'll be getting it for them.)

I think I like the dolls more than the movie though (OMG, like sooo much more). When I was walking Michael (our new little snuggle buggle doggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) today I though of a list of why I like Bratz so much.

1. They're cute.
2. They're friends.
3. They know they look good (and so do the "Boyz"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Boy do I look dumb;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You won't believe what Betty said today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so we're getting ready for school and I say:

Me: Betty you need to put your jacket on. It's going to be cold outside this morning.

Betty: Mommy school isn't outside.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe she said that (I can't!!!!!!!!!!!!)?

Of course I know that school isn't outside! She's going to be president someday.

P.S. I did make her wear a jacket (but not the heavy one I planned on, cause you know what? She's a little right;))

First Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! Being a mom is so fun and all my friends (hi Shay!) tell me that my stories about being a mom are so funny so I decided I should let everyone know about my zany kids.



Okay (I say that all the time!) I have two kids. Betty is 5 but you'd never know it! Sometimes when I talk to her I think she's older than me!!!!!!!!!!!!! The baby of the bunch is Sandy she's three and right now she is into mischief. It's almost like she got hired by a mischief company to turn my life upside down (I need to get her fired!!!!!!!!!! JK!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



That's all I have time for now, but I'll have tons of funny stories and quotes up as soon as I get a free chance!



ttyl ;)