Long time no...................BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

I am soooooo sorry! (I really, really am) I don't know what stopped me from blogging. (Yes I do. It was a little friend called life;)

But I'm back now and I'm gonna tell it like it is. I want to make my return with a story that is sooooooo super funny that Shay and I laughed for days! Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I hope I can remember it all!)

Okay, so about a month ago Sandy was spending the weekend at her Gram Gram's house (she hate's when I call her THAT!!!!) so Betty and I had a Saturday all to ourselves.

Me: What do you want to do today Betty?
Betty: Horseback riding!

That sounded good to me! (I was actually a little bit scared................. I haven't gotten on a horse's back in YEARS!!)

Well, long story short, we both had a great time riding that day (Betty rode on a horse named Copper Baby and I rode on a horse named Pretty Girl (fitting right? Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK!!)

The trouble came when we were done riding. Betty came running up to me as fast as she could (her thighs we a little sore from riding all day so she ran kind of funny).

Betty: Mommy! Mommy! I'm dying!!
Me: Sweety, calm down. Why do you think you're dying?
Betty: I've got blood on me!

Sure enough, she did. So I took her to the bathroom and cleaned her up. And I certainly threw those underwear away (sorry Mary-Kate and Ashley!! Someone just broke their you know what ;)!!!

When I told Shay, she was like OMG! Is the HORSE okay?! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! LOL!
I know I say being a mom is crazy, but sometimes being a FRIEND is crazy!

I'll have more stories soon. Bye!